Big ass
Kris is furious because Mia Lelani, his wife's friend, is going to cause them to be late for the alcohol cruise. There's an appointment with his wife, but Mia is taking too long to get ready and present her enormous tits. Kris furiously tells her it's too late, the boat left the dock, and that ship has sailed by the time she finishes powdering her nose. Mia isn't deterred though; she makes up for it by giving Kris's skinboat a pull and discovering his true seafaring nature.
