Nowadays, everyone is Irish, and it's the fuck of the Irish! When Samantha Saint's boyfriend Steve abandons her to go to his alma mater's basketball game with his college friends, she becomes enraged. Samantha corrects Steve's friend Johnny when he arrives at her door, believing he will be hooked up with a lot of beer and Irish Car Bombs at Steve's pub. It's not looking good for Samantha to have to go to work on St. Patrick's Day, since both of them are sick. However, when they choose to have sex behind Steve's back, sinister Johnny and naughty leprechauness Samantha Saint Paddy discover a pot of wealth at the end of the rainbow! Slainte!