Anyway, what the hell kind of name is Asphyxia? That's what Johnny wants to know about his wife's friend Asphyxia Noir. However, her constant presence at his and his wife's house when she is unemployed is what he truly wants to know. He leans in to talk to her about freeloading once more when he sees her the following morning, sitting at their bar drinking orange juice after his wife has already left for work. The black-haired, tattooed sexpot goes further to find out how far Johnny would go, even though she knows he's just interested in her. It turns out that when his wife is at work, Johnny gets BALLS DEEP into her wet ass. Perhaps she ought to remain here after all.