While cleaning up Professor Longwood's classroom, Justin the janitor is ruminating to himself on how the psychology department is full of liars. He mocks him by putting on the coat the professor left behind, right up until Tessa, a nervous potential student, enters. She tells Justin, assuming he is Professor Longwood, that she is considering choosing psychology as her major and that she would like to speak with him. Assuming the role, Justin even chooses to enlist her as a volunteer for a new study he says he's conducting on sex and psychology. As she widens her legs to learn, Tessa concurs. How naive are freshmen?