Never in my life have I been so fucking horny, Jesus. One beautiful, sunny, tranquil afternoon, I'm taking out the garbage when I see the guy whose lucky fucking day it is. When I tell him I need help at my apartment, he starts tearing up cardboard. Then, in the middle of the afternoon, he slashes me in half with his massive dick to help me obtain my nut. He had just moved in, I suppose. I might run into him again, or I might not.