Michael meets with Professor Julia Ann to talk about his most recent test results. He failed badly, even though he thought he passed it with flying colors, and it seems that he gave the exact identical answers—right and wrong—as his classmate, Xander. If he doesn't pass her oral test, Professor Ann says she'll report him. He can't quote literature, though, so she makes him do the other type of oral exam when he sticks his tongue inside her privates!