Marie's boyfriend doesn't drink, so she's attending a St. Patrick's Day party instead. Johnny, her beau's kid, remarks that she is wearing an excessively short costume that isn't even green when he finds out. Marie shows Johnny her green underwear instead of just telling him. On St. Patrick's Day, Johnny ends up kissing more people than the Blarney Stone and discovers gold at the end of the rainbow. Let's talk about the Irish luck. Slainte!