We've truly struck it lucky. After our show here in Vegas, my bandmate and I found a $50 chip and doubled our money on craps and roulette. We're going to have a proper party now, with pornstar Kagney Linn Karter. She's staying with us in our hotel suite for the night, and she promises to spoil us rotten. Tonight, we're going to act like real rock stars and fuck a blond pornstar with enormous tits. I can't wait to rock out some more after coming all over her fucking face.