Ash meets with a very attractive professor to inform him that a complaint would be made about him because he has been a complete disaster, is going through a divorce, and craves the touch of a woman—even if she is a very attractive student. Ash meets with a very attractive professor to inform him that a complaint would be made about him because he has been a complete disaster, is going through a divorce, and craves the touch of a woman—even if she is a very attractive student.